Phone charger why must you fail me. :(

Fuckkkk my charger actually broke! fucking wires!

My chargers not working and I only have two bars left! :(((

friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal